In the back of the cave sat two skinny brothers named the Bright boys. They were clumsy guys barely able to keep up in the hunt. One brother mixed mud in a pot and drew worthless pictures of animals they hunted on the wall. The other brother scratch lines in the dirt on the floor. He claimed the lines represented how many people there were in the tribe.

5000 years later the Slugg brothers are playing pro football and the Bright brothers now stand at the mouth of the cave. They pound their chest and shout, "We are the best readers, writers, and mathematician, the most successful of our tribe and thus the most intelligent, and we shall reign forever and ever."